don and dave's sit and see it happen show

 

Don: Hi, I'm Don


Dave: And I'm Dave


Don: and this is...


All: Don and Dave's Sit and see it happen Show!


 

Don: Tonight on the program: 'Stardom or Death',
on the road with the makers, always good for a laugh.


Dave: That's right Don, and I can add some twist to the fun
we have 'Sex or Starvation' and see how it's done.


Anchorwoman: 'Peep on your Neighbours' is back on demand


Have sex with the president, if you got a lucky hand


Dave: 'Bringing the refugees back home' in which our reporter


disguised as 'one of the boys' brings along a hidden cam


Don: See real people suffer, and weep along


Experience that unvoluntary departure


Anchorwoman: In 'Praxis Taxis' the man on the street


declares a war to any appealing enemy


All:  It's Don and Dave's Sit and See it happen Show


It's Don and Dave's Sit and See it happen Show


Anchorwoman: Now, we have Miss World who draws a lucky number
which Charity Fund gets the loot?


Dave: Prices presented by Cleanz-o-Tech!


Don: Cleanzo-Tech, easy and Spotless!


Anchorwoman: and how much will there be left over


having paid the surgeon for her boobs and snoot?


Don: But that, ladies and gentlemen, is our cliffhanger


Dave: Result's on next week's show


Don: As we are helping the Third Wold's standard


Dave: by sending strippers with the Lord, our shepherd


Anchorwoman: All that we ask you is to sit and linger


Sit and See it happen, but donate your dough


Dave:  Donate it to Don!
Don:   No, donate it to Dave!


All: To Don, to Dave, to Don and Dave's Sit and See it Happen Show!


Anchorwoman: Don and Dave


Don + Dave: Dave and Don!


Anchorwoman: Dave and Don


Don + Dave: Don and Dave!


All: It's Don and Dave's Sit and See it happen Show!